Hollyweird Insider

American Idol Axes Osmond Kid

2009-02-16T06:54:00.000-08:00

With all the semi pro talent on this years American Idol, I was sure the Osmond kid would make it. I mean, it's not like he came from no where! I was shocked that his family let him do the audition though. Simply because they have to know what the contract for American Idol contestants says and how it would have held him hostage for many years to come, and it probably still will since he auditioned for them.

I did wonder if the Osmond's did it to get him some publicity. Perhaps they made a deal with the Producers to get him a little PR but yet cut him before the main part of the show got rolling?

Who knows.

I though he did a wonderful job and was much better than a lot of the other Yahoo's on there. I mean, at least the kid could hold a note and it's not like he needs to go out and get a voice coach. I'm sure he could find someone in the family to give him a few pointers.

Well for what ever reason, he's gone. But I wouldn't be surprised if he showed up with his own album one day, we'll have to wait and see. Who know's who the next Osmond will be that shows up on American Idol.

ABC Puts Ugly Betty On Hold

2009-01-28T05:24:00.000-08:00

ABC is putting Ugly Betty on hold. Is this because of the economy? No. Sources say it's because of lower ratings! Ha, imagine that! For the life of me, I can't understand how this show made it as far as it has.

Apparently the teenage girl demographic is not quite as profitable as once thought. This show is geared toward these kids and now they're not even watching this stupid show.

And let's face it, when the main star's name is America Ferrera, you don't hold out much hope for a long running TV show. Okay, she's hot, kind of, but I was never crazy about her acting, err, should I say the lack of it. She's just another number to the list of celebrities that were one shot wonders.

Two more equally stupid and not as funny as they think they are, Scrubs and Better Off Ted are to takes it place.

Oh well, such is life in Hollyweird. America Ferrera had no clue that the show had been put on hold at the SAG event. She went on about how well the show is doing and tried to give some spoilers away. Things like there would be a love connection between a main player on the show and that one main character (how many main characters do the have?) would turn evil. She said it would be one no one expected.

Oh, let's hope it get's canned before we have to set through that!

Brad and Angelina Snub Ryan Seacrest

2009-01-13T11:46:00.001-08:00

Did anyone see Brad and Angelina snub Ryan Seacrest? I thought it was freakin' hilarious. What happened was that Ryan went down to the Red Carpet to pester...err interview...some of the Stars at the Golden Globe Ceremony and try to dig up some Hollywood gossip.

Well, he tried to bully his way up to Brad and Angelina. He hollered "Brad, Angelina!" and they brushed by him like he wasn't even there. LOL!

I've always said that Ryan Seacrest thinks he's more important than he is. You can tell it by his actions on American Idol. But at the end of the day, he's just a short wannabe Star in L.A.

In fact, if it wasn't for American Idol, I'm sure he'd be serving up food to people in a Cafe somewhere or washing their cars. The kids got no talent whatsoever.

Not that I'm all loving Brad and Angelina, because anyone who knows me knows that they are not my favorite people either. They're just a couple over rated star celebs that like the lime light. But snubbin' Seacrest is a good move in the right direction if you want to get on my good side.

I believe that Seacrest is still a little hot over the last time Angelina snubbed him. He threw a little hissy fit after he asked "So Angelina, what did you feed the kids this morning", to which she replied "We made cereal".

Like it was any of his business. He later said on his Radio show that she was a little snobbish.

Come to find out, she was dealin' with her Mother who was on her death bed.

Yeah, great characterisation there Seacrest!

Sharon Stone Says China Earthquake Result of Karma

2008-05-28T10:29:00.000-07:00

How does one little fiesty blonde piss off an entire nation? Well, that's exactly what actress Sharon Stone has done. Sharon has managed to piss of China with a remark she made in an interview.

Sharon said that perhaps the Chinese Earthquake was a result of how the Chinese Government was treating the Tibetians.

You have to hand it to her, it does kinda make sense.

Sharon went on to say that when you treat people mean, bad things can happen to you. Yep, that's Karma Sharon!

What I find more amazing, is all the YouTube people (mostly Chinese) who are pissed at her for suggesting this. C'mon people. I'm betting that most of you have thought the same thing once or twice. Sharon just had the gonads to say it!

Movie theaters in China are pulling her movies and refusing to show them when they do come out. Hey, that's not entirely different from the Movie theaters elsewhere! Everyone else just does it for a different reason (Sharon Stone? who's that??)

There's also the little saying of "The truth hurts". Hey China, get over it.

Now I'm no karma guru, nor am I a Chinese Earthquake guru. But I find it coincendental that the earthquake just "happened" after all the fuss over the way China is treating Tibet.

You also can't truss the Chinese media since it's ran by the Chinese Government. So how many people do you think were really killed or hurt? I imagine a lot less than what they're saying. I'm betting the Chinese Government will play this for all it's worth to take the spotlight off of them and the way they treat Tibet.

Karma? If so, I'd say this isn't the end of karma for China! Sharon Stone may have more to say about this later.

Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer Hook Up

2008-05-11T20:53:00.000-07:00

Well it looks like Jennifer Aniston has landed her a bad boy. She's been spotted with John Mayer. One has to ask though, since John Mayer has publicly stated that his first love is his music and guitar, will Jennifer Aniston be comfortable taking a back seat to the other two?

It seems that Jennifer just can't help herself for falling for guys who'll dump her or cheat on her.

Jenn, darling, call me, we have to talk!

But hey, you have to give it to Jennifer, she went for a younger man this time. What's up with that Jennifer dear?

And of course, there is that little issue with Wealthy Gossip reporting that she had a profile on SeekingSugar.com with some steamy photo's. Is John Mayer one of those responding?

Personally I have trouble believing the story, but who knows. This is Hollywood, err, I mean Hollyweird where anything goes. Good Luck with your boy toy Jennifer Aniston!

Tom Hanks Endorses Obama

2008-05-05T05:56:00.000-07:00

Another celebrity turned Political pundit has come out in favor of a political candidate. This time it's Tom Hanks in support of Obama for Prez.

Why can't these idiot celebrities learn that we just want to see them act or hear them sing and don't try and sell us on your political views? I'm thinking many celebs live such a shallow life that they must have to try and sell the World something in order to feel important. Such is the life of the Hollywood elite I guess.

Don't get me wrong, I love Tom Hanks. Very funny man. Loved him in Forrest Gump and CastAWay. But I really do not want to know his political standing or what his political views are. I could care less. I pay to see the man entertain me. And that's the cold hard truth.

If I want to hear Political garbage, I'll watch TV online!

What many of these celebrities can not fathom is that their political views are no important than mine or yours and their vote counts just like mine or yours. Somehow, you get the feeling they think they should have more votes than us commoners because they are celebrities. Isn't that a scary thought, celebs with more than one vote!

If you ask me, their vote should only count as a half a vote! Enough already of you celebs who think you know more than other people do.

Shut up and act or sing. That's your job and that's what you're paid to do. Keep making the best romantic movies and leave the business of voting to those of us who are actually governed by the people you vote into office!

I don't mean no offense to Tom Hanks, but if I want to know his Political views, I'll ask his publicist!

Amy Davis Sexy Photo's

2008-02-19T04:26:00.000-08:00

Amy Davis Photos

It seems that American Idol hopeful Amy Davis has some sexy photo's floating around the Internet. What some people don't know is that Amy Davis was, or is, a model.

Here are just a few sexy photos of Amy Davis.

This has to be one of my favorite Amy Davis photos. Anytime I see a Amy Davis bikini photo, it's a good photo!

Here's another one of Amy Davis' sexy photos. This the sultry "come hither" look of Amy's.

Nice sultry, wanting to be a bad girl, look of Amy Davis'. Love that low cut top Amy!

Stay tuned for more Amy Davis photo gallery pictures!

We can only hope that Amy Davis shoes up during American Idol Season 8 on Fox!

Most everyone thinks she did an outstanding job on last years American Idol. After she was voted off, her career has been up and down. I'm betting that she could make a very good living at modeling judging by these pictures. We hope to see more and more of Amy!

Will The Real Carly Smithson Step Forward?

2008-02-16T08:57:00.000-08:00

Which Carly Smithson will show up on American Idol? The Carly Smithson that auditioned in San Diego this year after being disqualified two years ago due to visa problems or Carly Hennessy, the Singer who had a major record deal with MCA, had cut an Album and was still allowed to audition for American Idol?

When we saw Carly Smithson at the American Idol, she was crying saying this was going to be her year. American Idol was sure to show us how well she did two years ago in Las Vegas only to be disqualified because of problems surround this Irish Girls visa.

Don't get me wrong, Carly Smithson is one hot Irish Girl (well, I could do without the Tramp Stamps on her right arm) but American Idol has always projected itself as the show that discovers fresh NEW talent, not failed performers. Which, it seems, Season 7's final 24 is full of failed performers who've had previous record deals and/or professional performances.

One of the things many American Idol viewers are steamed about is the fact that she changed her name from Carly Hennessy to Carly Smithson just prior to the San Diego auditions. Even though Carly Smithson is her married name.

They're also miffed at the fact that American Idol had to know about Carly Hennessy long before she audtioned at San Diego. Why? Because Kelly Clarkson sang one of her song on her debut album!

This controversy with american idol and carly smithson isn't likely to be over anytime soon.

Rosie O'Donnell and The View Bash American Idol

2007-01-18T20:33:00.000-08:00

Seems the ratings for The View are going down faster than Rosie O'Donnell on a Jelly Doghnut. Yesterday the whole gang jumped on Rosie's bashing of American Idol because of cruel comments and ridicule by the Judges.

While the rest of the Hags at The View badmouthed all three judges, Rosie had her eyes set on Paula. Rosie has previously described Randy, Paula and Simon as

three millionaires...one who's probably intoxicated

(referring to an earlier comment questioning what Paula drinks out of her Coka Cola cup)

Is it me or does Rose seem to have a problem with hot babes lately (or this hot babe)

Perhaps they all have turned butt faced Rosie down and now she's jealous? Anyway, back to her latest rant.

Rosie also made the following remark

"I don't think America likes to watch people be ridiculed, made fun of, and called ugly monkeys, or that they're too fat or they're a degenerate... it's an absurd concept that this is what's tolerable now as consumption in America for mass media."

Hmmmm....let me get this straight (no pun intended). Rosie is upset because someone on TV is being ridiculed, called a degenerate or being made fun of. Hmmmm...let's see...that sounds like the Rosie O'Donnell scit as a wannabe stand up comedian. Her shows were full of making fun of other people, ridiculing them and runnig them down. Now that someone else is doing it, it's wrong?? Oh I see, Rosie is the only one allowed to do that?

As I've said in the past, The View is going downhill fast and the main reason is Rosie. Apparently Barbara Walters feels like bad press is better than no press. I think Donald said it best when he said "Everything she touches turns to Garbage."

Britney Spears & Paris Hilton Top Worst Dressed List

2007-01-09T19:44:00.000-08:00

Britney Spears & Paris Hilton Top Worst Dressed List.

Of course, we knew that already! One requirement to be kept off the list is that you must wear some underwear......

Mr. Blackwell dubbed the Britney Spears and Paris Hilton "Two peas in an overexposed pod" Then went on to describe the two as "Screamgirls."

However, he wasn't done after scolding those two. His next doubled edged words were aimed at Camilia Parker Bowles, who came in 2nd behind the pantiless Paris and Britney.

"The Duchess of Dowdy strikes again," wrote Blackwell. "In feathered hats that were once the rage, she resembles a petrified parakeet from the Jurassic age. A royal wreck."

Ouch, coming from an old Geezer like that, it had to hurt! What was he thinking picking on poor Britney Spears and Paris Hilton?

~izzy~

Donald Trump Blast Rosie O'Donnell

2006-12-21T17:20:00.000-08:00

Donald Trump Blast's Rosie O'Donnell about her comments on "The View".

No surpise that Rosie O'Donnell put's her big fat foot into her big fat mouth once again. However this time, she spouted off about someone who didn't take it lying down.

What got Rosie's panties in a wad? Co-host of "The View" Rosie O'Donnell called Trump a "snake-oil salesman" following his announcement that he would not fire troubled Miss USA Tara Conner.

She then went on to talk about alleged extra-marital affairs and discussed Trump's finances, claiming that he went bankrupt--a charge he denies.

Donald Trump said, "You can't make false statements. Rosie will rue the words
she said. I'll most likely sue her for making those false statements--and it'll
be fun. Rosie's a loser. A real loser. I look forward to taking lots of money
from my nice fat little Rosie."

Trump went on to blow Rosie out of the water by saying...

"Rosie will end up killing the show, everything she touches turns to garbage."

He wasn't done though. He followed that comment up with another one that everyone is thinking but few have the gonads to say openly.

"Rosie is a bully. I hit her between the eyes, she's worried about being sued,
and her response today was nothing," said Trump. "She's not a very smart person,
if you look at her IQ I guarantee you it's not up there."

There's more to come of this I'm sure. I'm just glad someone in the biz finally stood up to Rosie's bullying. This time, it seems she's picked on someone way out of her league. Someone who can hit back a helluva lot harder than she can.

~izzy~

Weekly Celeb Gossip Roundup

2006-12-20T08:10:00.000-08:00

Lots of celeb gossip this week....

Star Jones
tells People Magazine she has "earned" Diva status....

"I've earned that diva image. It's not something that I can hide from," she tells TV's Extra in an interview set to air Tuesday. "I admit sometimes I have enjoyed the celebrity more than I should have. It was well-earned, but it's softened now."

BoDog Entertainment
has posted odds on whether or not Perez Hilton will win or lose the lawsuite brought against him by X17 Inc.

Donald Trump

gives Miss U.S.A. a second chance after her escapades in New York bars.

"I've always been a believer in second chances," Trump said at a press conference held with Tara at Trump Towers. He described the current Miss USA as a "good person" who deserves another shot.

Tawny Kitaen
enters rehab for a little cocaine prob.

Tawny Kitaen was charged with felony possession after sheriff's deputies said they found cocaine in her apartment in May.

Martha Stewart

loves Anthony Hopkins but is afraid he'll turn into Lector and eat her brains...in Maine...

She said, "Oh, I loved him, but he was... scary. I was going to invite him up to Maine; I have this beautiful home in Maine... but then I reconsidered because I saw that movie again. Do you want someone eating your brain while you are sitting in your beautiful dining room in Maine?" Hopkins won an Academy Award for his portrayal of Dr, Lecter, but the accolades weren't enough to sway Stewart. She adds, "I would have probably had a very nice relationship with Anthony Hopkins, but I couldn't get past the Lecter thing."

Cameron Diaz

tells MSNBC she likes sex...alot

Cameron Diaz says her favorite way to relax is to have sex. “Sex is the most amazing stress reliever,” Justin Timberlake’s gal told the London Sun. “I actually think it’s the best thing for everything! I think it should be 100 percent part of everyone’s life on a day-to-day basis. We’d all be a lot happier!”

The CityRag

has the scoop on secret drug parties of the Stars....

According to Star Magazine - a tsunami of drug use has taken Hollywood by storm. And Lindsay Lohan's suite at the Chateau Marmont is a hotbed of secret drug parties! Star reports that celebrities are trying any and every combination; with cocaine, xanax, adderall, ecstasy, heroin, oxycontin, and crystal meth readily available.

Angelina Jolie and Bradd Pitt
want more kids but she's on the Pill.... she tells Good Morning America...

I want Mad (Maddox) to know that as our family grew and we all came together, we didn't just start having children, biological children. Yes, we have Shiloh and it's been a wonderful experience, but we want to find another brother or sister in the world for our family...I'm on the pill...You know, now the questions are more when you have a mixed-race family, do you balance the races so there's another African person in the house for Z? So there's another Asian person in the house for Mad? Shiloh has Brad and I she can look at...What's best for the children as they grow? ... We don't just want to have different children from different countries. That's not the point."

That's it for now..stay tuned for more weird crap from the good folks in Hollyweird...

~izzy~

Pauly Shore Gets Punched Out....Kinda

2006-12-18T19:10:00.000-08:00

Pauly Shore staged a scene where a "heckler" from the crowd came up on stage and punched him. If you watch the video, you can clearly see it's a fake punch. It was bad acting, something Pauly is no stranger to. Heck, WWF looks real after seeing the video!

Why can't 'has been' celebs determine when it's time to move on instead of staging publicity stunts? Who's out there telling people like him that they have talent? Pauly's was a flash in the pan and someone mistakenly told him that he was a star. Stay tuned as we'll find that he's serving drinks, seating patrons and cleaning the toilets in the same clubs he's peformed in (and I use that term loosely!)

~izzy~

Danny Devito Protest Being Called A Drunk

2006-12-12T17:24:00.000-08:00

A Socialites Life has a good blog about Danny Devito, the Boss of the classic cult TV series 'Taxi', being upset that everyone is calling him a drunk after his appearance on The View.

Danny DeVito says his wacky appearance on "The View" was the result of being "groggy" after a wild night with George Clooney ... not because he was drunk. The funnyman appeared to be wasted during the chat show, which included a rant against President Bush -- much of which was bleeped out by censors. He also cursed the "seven limoncellos" he drank the previous night. In his first TV appearance since the incident, DeVito tried to clear up the situation last night on CNBC's "Conversations with Michael Eisner," telling the media mogul, "I was funny ... I was a little groggy ... I was joking, that was a joke." Ah, c'mon, that's a little Mickey Mouse. Danny added, "The media is a little bit cuckoo." And thanks for making it so, Danny!

No Danny, I don't think it's the media who's a little bit cuckoo, I think it's the guy you shave with! Heck, the next thing we'll see out of this little short fat man is him hopped up on drugs to grow taller! Then, perhaps him and Arnie will be real Twins!

~izzy~

Angelina Jolie Comes Clean and Spills The Beans

2006-12-12T17:11:00.000-08:00

Got this from US magazine today...

In the magazine’s January issue, Jolie says that when she met Pitt, 43, on
the set of Mr. and Mrs. Smith, it was never her intention to ruin his five-year
marriage to Jennifer Aniston, 37.

"I didn't know much about exactly where Brad was in his personal life. But
it was clear he was with his best friend, someone he loves and respects," Jolie,
31, says in the interview, obtained by the New York Post.

"I think we were the last two people who were looking for a
relationship. I certainly wasn't," she says. "I was quite content to be a single
mom." Link

I believe her, don't you?

~izzy~

Sharon Stone Makes International Blunder And Cries

2006-12-11T20:41:00.000-08:00

Well Sharon Stone has PO'd the country of Norway and made an international scene. Seems she was late to a dinner and arrived after the King and Queen of Norway had been seated. You see, in Norway, the King and Queen are the last to be seated at any event. When Sharon Stone strolled in late, she, by her actions, proclaimed herself more important than the King and Queen!

Also, Perez Hilton is reporting that Sharon was shedding tears at a ceremony awarding Muhammad Yunus of Bangladesh with the Nobel Peace Prize in Oslo. Why Sharon was shedding tears was not clear, perhaps she'll let us in on the secret? Link

I can feel a tear coming on myself....

~izzy~

Tom Hanks In, Tom Cruise Out

2006-12-10T21:43:00.000-08:00

A recent survey by the Gallup Poll folks found that most Americans would make a special effort to see a Tom Hanks in old movies. However, a majority of people surveyed gave Tom Cruise thumbs down. Angelina Jolie was a distant second.

Bad news for Tom Cruise.
A new Gallup survey says Americans gave him a
giant "thumbs down" compared to other top Hollywood stars. Link

I guess the whole "Let's get married in a Castle in Italy" PR move didn't help the TomKat team in American movie goers eyes. So sad too bad!

~izzy~

Brad & Angelina Hear Wedding Bells In Africa

2006-12-10T21:30:00.000-08:00

The Sun is reporing that Bradd Pitt and Anglena Jolie are planning a wedding in Africa...to the beat of tribal music!!!

BRAD PITT and ANGELINA JOLIE are to wed in Africa — to the beat of tribal music.
They plan to tie the knot before Christmas in a South African village near
Johannesburg, friends revealed yesterday. Chum OPRAH WINFREY, 52 — who founded a girls’ school there — is said to have been invited. Madonna will also be among star guests.One pal said: “They are treating their marriage like a spiritual
affirmation.”Pitt, 43, and Jolie, 31, were unavailable for comment. Link

Gosh, after the TomKat wedding, can you imagine how Brad/Jolie will be trying to out do them?

~izzy~

Weird Celeb News Buffet

2006-12-09T07:21:00.000-08:00

It seems that weird and wacky news about celebs just keep piling up. So much so that I couldn't possibly blog about each of them individually. So I've started recapping the most weird stories and giving you the links to the sources....kinda like a Weird celeb news buffet!

First up....

A Socialites Life is reporting that Lou Diamond Phillips was sentenced to 32 months probation for battery.

A judge stood and delivered the sentence to Lou Diamond Phillips yesterday on
his domestic battery charges, PEOPLE has the scoop:
Phillips, 44, was sentenced to 32 months of probation, one year of
domestic violence counseling and 200 hours of community service. TMZ.com was first to report the no contest plea.
Phillips was charged with domestic battery, a misdemeanor, in September. The charges stemmed from his Aug. 11 arrest after a physical fight with his girlfriend.
It has been rumored that the fight broke out when his new girlfriend admitted
that she too was in love with Melissa Etheridge. Google
it. RITCHIIIEEEE!! Link

Celebrity Smack has an article that Elliot Yamin has a new set of Chiclets

People Magazine says Elliot received over $50,000 worth of dental work done and
spent many hours in the dentist chair for his new smile.

"He loves to laugh, he loves to smile," says girlfriend Jaime Paetz, 28, "I liked his old teeth, but if (the veneers) make him happy, then I'm happy."
Yamin's Beverly Hills dentist David Frey, who provided his services free of charge (for publicity, of course) said, "It is going to help muscle function, it is going to increase the volume (of his voice) maybe...so if anything, he could become an even better singer."
Elliott said he alwasy wanted a nicer smile. "I used to look at old pictures of myself, and I figured out how to kind of smile without displaying all my teeth."

The Cityrag has the scoop on the cut marks on Lindsey Lohan's wrist...

Mike Walker of the National Enquirer was on Howard Stern yesterday with the
story behind Lindsay Lohan's wrist wounds and continued coverage of that
area. Sources close to Lindsay have revealed that she was seen
"sawing at her wrist with a butter knife" while complaining about the miserable
state of her life to friends in a London hotel room, resulting in the cuts seen
in various photos. According to Mike Walker it was "a dull knife" and "not a
suicide attempt, but a cry for help". It turns out Linday's a
spitter and a slitter. Link

The Defamer has a story on Wesley Snipes tax evasion arrest...

We know that you want us to tell you that fugitive from tax-code-justice Wesley
Snipes' arrest for the fraud charges filed against him back in
October involved some kind of dramatic stand-off at the Orlando airport,
with Snipes finally being dragged off the private jet that returned him to the
States from Namibia after ten frantic hours of repelling wave after wave of IRS
goons while armed only with eating utensils found in the plane's galley.
Unfortunately, Snipes quietly turned himself in, made a brief court appearance
in Ocala, Florida (sorry, he didn't wrestle a weapon from a momentarily
distracted bailiff, admonish his captors for "not betting on black" then
escaping in a stolen police car) and plans to immediately return to the African
set of the low-budget zombie flick he's shooting while waiting for Hollywood to
come to its senses and restore him to his mid-1990s stardom. Reality, as it so
often is, is far less action-packed than the high-paying, shitty movies that got
Snipes into this trouble in the first place. Link

Egotastic has some gossip on Paris Hilton's supposed engagment...

"Are Paris Hilton and Stavros Niarchos engaged, or is the attention-starved
heirhead pulling another sad publicity ploy?" That's the question asked by Page Six, and I'm going to say it's a publicity stunt, all the way. In fact, her "diamond" ring looks like the kind you'd find in those "claw" game machines. Link

Radar has a great article on the best Hollywood Catfights of 2006...

Mrawr! If you're like us and love a good catfight but have inexplicably been
banned from the local women's prison, don't despair. This last year has been a
festival of womanly throw-downs. While much of the girl-on-girl drama is no
doubt fueled by jealousy, insecurity, shame, self-loathing, and green
apple-tinis, it's probably fair to say that some of these ladies are just
straight-up sober, pissed-off bee-atches. Ladies, to your corners. At the sound
of the bell, let the hair pulling, eye gouging, and toe stomping begin. Link

Hollywoodtuna got some dirt on Jessica Simpson's performance...

Jessica Simpson’s mother gave Jess a verbal smackdown after her
“embarrassing” rendition of “9 to 5″ in front of Dolly Parton and President
Bush at the Kennedy Center Honors last weekend, telling her that she should
get out of the business if she doesn’t want to put in the work. Sources tell
TMZ that Tina Simpson was furious with Jess after she flubbed lyrics, stood
statue-still on stage while trying to hold her dress up, and then awkwardly
hurried off with a few mumbled words to Parton. Tina told her daughter that
the performance was “embarrassing” and “unprofessional”.
I think Jessica Simpson's mom should ease up a bit. I mean, it’s not
like anyone pays attention to Jessica and her musical “talents”. The only
reason she’s there is to stand up on stage, look pretty and show off her
rack for TV ratings. That’s it. Plain and simple. You know it, I know it and
Papa Joe knows it too. If anything Jess’s mom should be upset that she
managed to keep her dress from falling because let’s be honest that would have been the ultimate tribute to Dolly Parton. Link

That's about it for now, stay tuned for more crazy and whacky happenings from the town we call Hollyweird.

~izzy~

Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn Calling It Quits

2006-12-06T11:01:00.000-08:00

"Another one down, another one down, another one bites the dust" as the song goes. Another Hollyweird celeb breakup to talk about. This time it's Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn calling it quitzo.

People magazine is reporting today that after more than a year together, the two are going their separate ways.

It was just back in October that Jennifer Anniston told Oprah that her and Vince Vaughn haven't split. I think that was also the same interview where she told Oprah that she hadn't had breast implants. Maybe some of you readers with better memories than mine can clear that up.

Vaughn told PEOPLE magazine back in June that; "She's awesome," "She has just a wonderful warmth and likeability about her." Yeah Vince, we know all about her likeability.

Have you ever noticed most celebs say that about each other? "Oh she's a warm, loving and caring person" or "He's such a nice and generous person"

Why don't they come out and say what they really think of other celebs? Could you imagine what a field day the tabloids would have? "She's a snotty and good for nothin' beeaatch!" or "He's such a d**k wad, I mean I've seen rocks smarter than him." Now that would be news!

You know they're saying it behind each others backs, why not let the rest of the world hear ya?

~izzy~

Spears & KFeds Exes Speak Out on TV Talk Show

2006-12-03T06:50:00.000-08:00

In the on again off again wacky world that is Britney Spears, there's a new twist to the Britney Spears - K Fed divorce.

Both of their exes (Jason Alexander and Shar Jackson) have spoken to the media briefly about the pending divorce battle, but now they've sat down with TV talk-show host Dr. Keith Ablow to comment further.

And what is weirder is that both Alexander and Jackson have been linked romantically earlier this year.

This supports my theory that Hollyweird is used by celebs to play musical chairs with each others spouses. Why don't they just pick numbers and throw them in a hat or have a lottery type draw so they can see who's going to be humping who next week?

Other Britney Spears News

Yahoo News is reporting that Britney Spears may be Paris Hilton's Lesbian lover.

Wow, does this weird crap ever end? The hotel heiress had raised eyebrows when pictures of her and Venezuelan MTV star Eglantina Zing surfaced with the two in a lesbian clinch during a modelling shoot.

Now an inside source says that Paris can not keep her hands off of Britney Spears.

Perhaps this is why Britney can't keep her underwear on?

~izzy~

Danny Devito Hammered On "The View"

2006-11-30T19:29:00.000-08:00

TMZ.com has an article about Danny Devito being hammered on the set of "The View." They also have a video of the episode which I'm sure you'll find amusing.

Once again, these Hollyweird types are providing me more stories than I can keep up with!

Danny told the girls on "The View" that him and George Clooney had been out the night before doing a little guy bonding. Apparently Danny can't hold his liquor and didn't get any sleep before showing up for the taping of "The View."

He also went on to recount a story about how his wife, Rhea Perlman, and him had "broke in" the Lincoln Bedroom when staying overnite at the invitation of President Clinton. (Oh Gosh, someone burn my eyes out with a white hot poker to get that image out of my head...please!)

I'm sure Clinton will be adding this story to his long list of Memoirs as President.

Devito also went on to do a Three Stooges routine about President Bush.

At least one member of "The View" didn't find anything amusing with him showing up stoned. It's reported that Barbara Walters glared at Danny while he was going through his drunken antics while Joy and Rosie busted a gut over it. That doesn't surprise anyone I'm sure. They need to get a crash course on how to help an alcoholic.

It's also reported that Danny's rep told TMZ.com that Devito wanted Barbara's personal phone number so he could tell her "what needs to be said".

Yeah right Danny boy!

~izzy~

Rosie O'Donnell Tells Britney Spears To Move In With Her

2006-11-30T18:58:00.000-08:00

Gosh, will someone tell me who died and left Rosie O'Donnell in charge of the moral police?? Once again, she's opened her pie hole and stuck her nose in where it doesn't belong. Last week she piped off about Kelly Rippa telling Clay Aiken to keep his hands off her mouth because she "didn't know where those hands have been." O'Donnell spouted off that it sounded like a homo phobe remark to her.

On "The View" yesterday, she commented that Britney Spears should stop hanging around with Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan and move in with her, her "life partner" Kelli and her kids.

Oh hell yeah Rosie, that's a helluva normal and stable life!

Hey Rosie, Britney just got out of a relationship with a pushy, no good, no talent, attention seeking loser, I'm sure she doesn't want to get into another one so soon!

One of the last people on Earth who should be preaching to others about how they're living their life is Rosie O'Donnell. Taking life lessons from her is like taking abstenance advice from Paris Hilton.

What caused this verbal onslaught from Rosie? It was the latest pics of Britney going Comando and the popporitzi catching a couple peeks at her 'thang' as she was getting out of a car. It sounds like Rosie may be a little jealous!

Whether Britney Spears or anyone else wants to wear underwear is not any of Rosie O'Donnell's business.

I haven't checked the latest ratings for "The View", but apparently ratings are lower since Rosie has came aboard. Celeb's pull these kind of attention getting stunts when they need viewers.

~izzy~

Snoop Dogg Arrested On Gun and Drug Charges

2006-11-30T07:02:00.000-08:00

Snoop Dogg is back in the light again, the light of law that is. The 35-year-old rapper was arrested near Los Angeles on Tuesday on weapons and narcotics charges after taping a performance at "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno." (that may have been the real reason he was arrested=)

In October, police arrested Snoop Dogg at Burbank Airport after they found a gun and marijuana in his car. (apparently he never received the memo about Airport security) He was booked and released on $35,000 bail pending a hearing on December 12. That should be an interesting hearing to say the least.

Earlier this month, he was in trouble again for trying to take a baton onto an airplane. (someone really needs to shoot him the memo on Airport security) He posted a $150,000 bail in that instance and was released.

Snoop Dogg's rap sheet includes past convictions for drug possession and an aquital on murder charges. Isn't it hard to believe a rapper would have such things in his past?

Shmizzle the dizzle if ya can't skizzle the mizzle while chillin' with the Lenoizzle.

~izzy~

Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock file for divorce

2006-11-28T19:33:00.000-08:00

Well, another celeb divorce in Hollyweird, what a surprise, color me shocked!

It looks like Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock are calling it quits after only 4 months.

Okay, a show of hands of those of you who didn't see this one coming? Yeah, I thought about as much.

This was one of Hollyweirds most unusual off again/on again relationships. I mean how many times did this couple tie the knot? 3, 4 or 5? Okay, there was the one time in St. Tropaz, once in L.A. and Nashville Tennesse (what the hell was up with that?) That's all I can remember.

Now, the $64,000 question (in their case it might be $64 million) is....do they have to get divorced in each of those places?

Pamela Anderson and Bob Ritchie...aka...Kid Rock can't even agree on the date the divorce papers were filed...Pamela Anderson says it was Nov. 21st, Kid Rock says it was Nov. 26th.

This is what puzzles me. Most of us can at least stay married for a few years, some for life. My question is; how screwed up are these peoples lives that the best they can do is 4 months or 4 years? (talking about celebs in general here)

This should be a wild one to watch.

izzy

Kelly Ripa and Rosie O'Donnell butt heads

2006-11-23T03:51:00.000-08:00

Well stop the presses, Rosie O'Donnell is upset with Kelly Ripa.

During a recent "Live with Regis and Kelly" episode, guest co-host Clay Aiken put his hand over the mouth of Kelly Ripa. When Clay saw that Kelly did not appreciate the jesture, he said "Oh no, I'm in trouble."

Ripa replied, "No, I just don't know where that hand's been, honey."

Enter Rosie O'Donnell. Somehow, in her own little way, Rosie felt that the statement was a homophobic statement. I don't know how she knew that it was a homophobic statment since she wasn't on the set. I think she must have done a Remote Long Distant Mind Meld with Kelly and that is how she know this. Otherwise, she'd just be spewing off her big mouth.

"Now listen, to me that was a homophobic remark. If that was a straight man, if that was a cute man, if that was a guy that she didn't question his sexuality, she would have said a different thing," Rosie O'Donnell said.

Again, does she really know Kelly Ripa this well or is she just spouting off? My guess is she's spouting off but that's just me 'cause I don't know how strong her Vulcan powers are.

I got to tell ya, I don't know how many times I've heard that phrase. My wife is fond of saying it to me and she'll be the first to tell you that I'm in no way, shape or form gay. I've even used that phrase myself, especially if someone is going to hand me food with their hands, I'll chime up and say, "Hey, use tongs, I don't know where your hands have been!"

Rosie has a history of saying things to bring attention to her. I don't watch The View, is the ratings really that bad that she has to draw attention to her and the show?

Or could it be that she is jealus of Kelly?

Clay is trying to remain quiet about this feud and his sexuality. However, thanks to Rosie, his sexuality is now out in the open for public discussion again. I bet he's really thanking Rosie about now!

Hey Rosie, here's an idea. If someone wants you to publicly defend them should they feel slighted, they'll call you....dig it? Otherwise, keep the trap shut!

izzy

Michael Richards "Kramer" lashes out at heckler

2006-11-22T21:20:00.000-08:00

At the Laugh Factory in Hollywood the other night, Michael Richards, aka "Kramer" as many of you will know him from the hit sitcom "Seinfeld", lashed out at a heckler.

Apparently a group of people came in late, were noisy and disrupted the show. Richards continued his skit until one of them started heckling him.

It was then that things turned nasty as you can see here on the TMZ.Com video of the event.

Richards used the "N" word several time to describe the heckler.

While agree that Richards comments were a overboard, for the life of me I can not understand why there was nothing said about the hecklers?

As you can clearly hear from the video, the hecklers actually used racist remarks toward Richards. What I find amusing is that the hecklers immediately started saying "That's uncalled for, that's uncalled for" and then calling Richards a "F*****g Cracker Ass Mother F*****er" and a "F*****g White Boy."

It looks like the hecklers could dish it out but couldn't take it.

And now it looks like Jamie Foxx has threatened Richards with physical harm should they ever meet in person. Hmmmm.....all this over a racial slant toward a couple hecklers?

I'm not seeing the difference in between what Richards did and what Foxx and the two hecklers have done, yet Richards is the one catching all the heat? Why?

Richards has apologized to Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton....why? Were they in the audience also? I don't think soooo.

Here's advice for you would-be hecklers.

1. You're not special. You don't have the right to show up late to a show then start heckling. If you were half as good as the guy/girl you're heckling, then you'd be on stage.
2. Once again, you're not special. Just because you're not entertained, doesn't mean you have to ruin it for everyone else. What makes you think you can show up late to a show and disrupt it because you're not having fun? Maybe everyone else is? If you don't like the show, then leave.
3. If you heckle and the entertainer puts you in your place and makes you look like the fool you are, don't be a sissy about it. Take your lumps and sit there and shut up or leave. Remember, you started it!
4. Don't be surprised if the crowd beats the crap out of you. You're the same type of person who shows up late to a moving, come in tripping all over people and spilling your drink on them, then plop down in the middle of the row and start talking!

It's been a few days since Richards has made the remarks and every thing has been pretty quiet on the news front about Richards. I suspect this is going to blow over pretty quickly.

izzy

OJ to pen book "If I Did It"

2006-11-16T18:04:00.000-08:00

OJ Simpson has a new book coming out title "If I Did It."

OJ also did an interview on Fox news with publisher Judith Regan. The two part interview is titled "O.J. Simpson: If I Did It, Here's How It Happened."

Hey, OJ, we know how it happened and most of us believe you did it!!!

I guess OJ must be needing some dough. It must be tough to live off of a $25,000 per month pension.

It seems to me this is a confession type of interview and book. What has it been now, over 10 years?

What's next? A Childrens TV show?

izzy

K-Fed To Sell Britney Spears Sex Tape for 50 Million

2006-11-15T18:35:00.000-08:00

Seems K-Fed is in negotiations to sell a Tony Harding type sex tape of him and Britney Spears on their Honeymoon for 50 million.

Britney Spears is reported to be fearing the release of this tape. Gee, do you think Britney? Althought I'm not sure how much it could "hurt" her. Maybe embarrass her but hurt her? Britney, darling, I'd say you've pretty much "hurt" yourself way more than any honeymoon sex tape could hurt you. What? You afraid of what people might say?

Of course, if it's a "short" tape, it could be K-Fed who is embarassed!

By browsing the forums, I see some people who feel sorry for Britney Spears while others feel sorry for K-Fed. I wondered what was going through her mind when she "stole" K-Fed away from his pregnant girlfriend. Perhaps Britney Spears is experiencing karma?

One thing is for sure, if K-Fed sells the sex tape for 50 million, then Britney Spears will sue K-Fed and receive 50% of the proceeds. Better ask for 100 million K-Fed if you want to Net 50 million!

izzy

Daniel Baldwin Arrested on Suspicion of Grand Theft Auto

2006-11-12T22:15:00.000-08:00

According to the news reports, Daniel Baldwin stole a friends SUV.

Geez, Danny, have you seen gas prices lately? A SUV? Didn't one of your buddies have a Hybrid?

By taking a look at his mug shot, it looks like Daniel's had a rough few days.

This isn't the first time Daniel Baldwin has been in trouble. Back in June he drove a rental car more than 80 mph through LA traffic. I sure as hell hope he opted for the insurance when he rented that car because he later crashed it into two other vehicles.

I thought Daniel was suppose to be the good Baldwin brother?

Wonder if the Game Programmers over at Grand Theft Auto will be putting him in the next release of the game?

izzy

K-Fed and Britney Spears Split - OMG!

2006-11-12T14:36:00.000-08:00

Wow, I didn't see this one coming! It took my totally by surprise. I thought these two happening youngsters were the match of the century! (previous sentence is dripping with sarcasm in case you couldn't tell)

Seem Britney Spears text messaged K Fed that she wanted a divorce. How original! How did that thought happen? Was she just sitting there one minute and the thought just hit her?

"Um...damn, I think I want a divorce, guess I'll text K Fed"

You know what is more funny? Federline wants support and child custody! Now I'd like to be a fly on the wall of that hearing!

Oh, I'm sure this subject will have many more post!

IZ

About Hollyweird Insider

2006-11-12T14:31:00.000-08:00

It seems that I was always sending people news stories along with my personal commentary about the weird people and happenings of the entertainment industry. One day, a friend replied to one of my newstories and said "Hey Izzy, you should start a blog, this s**t is funny.

So now I have.

IZ