Thursday, December 21, 2006

Donald Trump Blast Rosie O'Donnell

Donald Trump Blast's Rosie O'Donnell about her comments on "The View".

No surpise that Rosie O'Donnell put's her big fat foot into her big fat mouth once again. However this time, she spouted off about someone who didn't take it lying down.

What got Rosie's panties in a wad? Co-host of "The View" Rosie O'Donnell called Trump a "snake-oil salesman" following his announcement that he would not fire troubled Miss USA Tara Conner.

She then went on to talk about alleged extra-marital affairs and discussed Trump's finances, claiming that he went bankrupt--a charge he denies.

Donald Trump said, "You can't make false statements. Rosie will rue the words
she said. I'll most likely sue her for making those false statements--and it'll
be fun. Rosie's a loser. A real loser. I look forward to taking lots of money
from my nice fat little Rosie."

Trump went on to blow Rosie out of the water by saying...

"Rosie will end up killing the show, everything she touches turns to garbage."

He wasn't done though. He followed that comment up with another one that everyone is thinking but few have the gonads to say openly.

"Rosie is a bully. I hit her between the eyes, she's worried about being sued,
and her response today was nothing," said Trump. "She's not a very smart person,
if you look at her IQ I guarantee you it's not up there."

There's more to come of this I'm sure. I'm just glad someone in the biz finally stood up to Rosie's bullying. This time, it seems she's picked on someone way out of her league. Someone who can hit back a helluva lot harder than she can.


Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Weekly Celeb Gossip Roundup

Lots of celeb gossip this week....

Star Jones

tells People Magazine she has "earned" Diva status....

"I've earned that diva image. It's not something that I can hide from," she tells TV's Extra in an interview set to air Tuesday. "I admit sometimes I have enjoyed the celebrity more than I should have. It was well-earned, but it's softened now."

BoDog Entertainment

has posted odds on whether or not Perez Hilton will win or lose the lawsuite brought against him by X17 Inc.

Donald Trump

gives Miss U.S.A. a second chance after her escapades in New York bars.

"I've always been a believer in second chances," Trump said at a press conference held with Tara at Trump Towers. He described the current Miss USA as a "good person" who deserves another shot.

Tawny Kitaen

enters rehab for a little cocaine prob.

Tawny Kitaen was charged with felony possession after sheriff's deputies said they found cocaine in her apartment in May.

Martha Stewart

loves Anthony Hopkins but is afraid he'll turn into Lector and eat her Maine...

She said, "Oh, I loved him, but he was... scary. I was going to invite him up to Maine; I have this beautiful home in Maine... but then I reconsidered because I saw that movie again. Do you want someone eating your brain while you are sitting in your beautiful dining room in Maine?" Hopkins won an Academy Award for his portrayal of Dr, Lecter, but the accolades weren't enough to sway Stewart. She adds, "I would have probably had a very nice relationship with Anthony Hopkins, but I couldn't get past the Lecter thing."

Cameron Diaz

tells MSNBC she likes sex...alot

Cameron Diaz says her favorite way to relax is to have sex. “Sex is the most amazing stress reliever,” Justin Timberlake’s gal told the London Sun. “I actually think it’s the best thing for everything! I think it should be 100 percent part of everyone’s life on a day-to-day basis. We’d all be a lot happier!”

The CityRag

has the scoop on secret drug parties of the Stars....

According to Star Magazine - a tsunami of drug use has taken Hollywood by storm. And Lindsay Lohan's suite at the Chateau Marmont is a hotbed of secret drug parties! Star reports that celebrities are trying any and every combination; with cocaine, xanax, adderall, ecstasy, heroin, oxycontin, and crystal meth readily available.

Angelina Jolie and Bradd Pitt

want more kids but she's on the Pill.... she tells Good Morning America...

I want Mad (Maddox) to know that as our family grew and we all came together, we didn't just start having children, biological children. Yes, we have Shiloh and it's been a wonderful experience, but we want to find another brother or sister in the world for our family...I'm on the pill...You know, now the questions are more when you have a mixed-race family, do you balance the races so there's another African person in the house for Z? So there's another Asian person in the house for Mad? Shiloh has Brad and I she can look at...What's best for the children as they grow? ... We don't just want to have different children from different countries. That's not the point."

That's it for now..stay tuned for more weird crap from the good folks in Hollyweird...


Monday, December 18, 2006

Pauly Shore Gets Punched Out....Kinda

Pauly Shore staged a scene where a "heckler" from the crowd came up on stage and punched him. If you watch the video, you can clearly see it's a fake punch. It was bad acting, something Pauly is no stranger to. Heck, WWF looks real after seeing the video!

Why can't 'has been' celebs determine when it's time to move on instead of staging publicity stunts? Who's out there telling people like him that they have talent? Pauly's was a flash in the pan and someone mistakenly told him that he was a star. Stay tuned as we'll find that he's serving drinks, seating patrons and cleaning the toilets in the same clubs he's peformed in (and I use that term loosely!)


Tuesday, December 12, 2006

Danny Devito Protest Being Called A Drunk

A Socialites Life has a good blog about Danny Devito, the Boss of the classic cult TV series 'Taxi', being upset that everyone is calling him a drunk after his appearance on The View.

Danny DeVito says his wacky appearance on "The View" was the result of being "groggy" after a wild night with George Clooney ... not because he was drunk. The funnyman appeared to be wasted during the chat show, which included a rant against President Bush -- much of which was bleeped out by censors. He also cursed the "seven limoncellos" he drank the previous night. In his first TV appearance since the incident, DeVito tried to clear up the situation last night on CNBC's "Conversations with Michael Eisner," telling the media mogul, "I was funny ... I was a little groggy ... I was joking, that was a joke." Ah, c'mon, that's a little Mickey Mouse. Danny added, "The media is a little bit cuckoo." And thanks for making it so, Danny!

No Danny, I don't think it's the media who's a little bit cuckoo, I think it's the guy you shave with! Heck, the next thing we'll see out of this little short fat man is him hopped up on drugs to grow taller! Then, perhaps him and Arnie will be real Twins!


Angelina Jolie Comes Clean and Spills The Beans

Got this from US magazine today...

In the magazine’s January issue, Jolie says that when she met Pitt, 43, on
the set of Mr. and Mrs. Smith, it was never her intention to ruin his five-year
marriage to Jennifer Aniston, 37.

"I didn't know much about exactly where Brad was in his personal life. But
it was clear he was with his best friend, someone he loves and respects," Jolie,
31, says in the interview, obtained by the New York Post.

"I think we were the last two people who were looking for a
relationship. I certainly wasn't," she says. "I was quite content to be a single
mom." Link

I believe her, don't you?


Monday, December 11, 2006

Sharon Stone Makes International Blunder And Cries

Well Sharon Stone has PO'd the country of Norway and made an international scene. Seems she was late to a dinner and arrived after the King and Queen of Norway had been seated. You see, in Norway, the King and Queen are the last to be seated at any event. When Sharon Stone strolled in late, she, by her actions, proclaimed herself more important than the King and Queen!

Also, Perez Hilton is reporting that Sharon was shedding tears at a ceremony awarding Muhammad Yunus of Bangladesh with the Nobel Peace Prize in Oslo. Why Sharon was shedding tears was not clear, perhaps she'll let us in on the secret? Link

I can feel a tear coming on myself....


Sunday, December 10, 2006

Tom Hanks In, Tom Cruise Out

A recent survey by the Gallup Poll folks found that most Americans would make a special effort to see a Tom Hanks in old movies. However, a majority of people surveyed gave Tom Cruise thumbs down. Angelina Jolie was a distant second.

Bad news for Tom Cruise.
A new Gallup survey says Americans gave him a
giant "thumbs down" compared to other top Hollywood stars. Link

I guess the whole "Let's get married in a Castle in Italy" PR move didn't help the TomKat team in American movie goers eyes. So sad too bad!


Brad & Angelina Hear Wedding Bells In Africa

The Sun is reporing that Bradd Pitt and Anglena Jolie are planning a wedding in the beat of tribal music!!!

BRAD PITT and ANGELINA JOLIE are to wed in Africa — to the beat of tribal music.
They plan to tie the knot before Christmas in a South African village near
Johannesburg, friends revealed yesterday. Chum OPRAH WINFREY, 52 — who founded a girls’ school there — is said to have been invited. Madonna will also be among star guests.One pal said: “They are treating their marriage like a spiritual
affirmation.”Pitt, 43, and Jolie, 31, were unavailable for comment. Link

Gosh, after the TomKat wedding, can you imagine how Brad/Jolie will be trying to out do them?


Saturday, December 9, 2006

Weird Celeb News Buffet

It seems that weird and wacky news about celebs just keep piling up. So much so that I couldn't possibly blog about each of them individually. So I've started recapping the most weird stories and giving you the links to the sources....kinda like a Weird celeb news buffet!

First up....

A Socialites Life is reporting that Lou Diamond Phillips was sentenced to 32 months probation for battery.

A judge stood and delivered the sentence to Lou Diamond Phillips yesterday on
his domestic battery charges, PEOPLE has the scoop:

Phillips, 44, was sentenced to 32 months of probation, one year of
domestic violence counseling and 200 hours of community service. was first to report the no contest plea.
Phillips was charged with domestic battery, a misdemeanor, in September. The charges stemmed from his Aug. 11 arrest after a physical fight with his girlfriend.

It has been rumored that the fight broke out when his new girlfriend admitted
that she too was in love with Melissa Etheridge. Google

Celebrity Smack has an article that Elliot Yamin has a new set of Chiclets

People Magazine says Elliot received over $50,000 worth of dental work done and
spent many hours in the dentist chair for his new smile.

"He loves to laugh, he loves to smile," says girlfriend Jaime Paetz, 28, "I liked his old teeth, but if (the veneers) make him happy, then I'm happy."

Yamin's Beverly Hills dentist David Frey, who provided his services free of charge (for publicity, of course) said, "It is going to help muscle function, it is going to increase the volume (of his voice) if anything, he could become an even better singer."

Elliott said he alwasy wanted a nicer smile. "I used to look at old pictures of myself, and I figured out how to kind of smile without displaying all my teeth."

The Cityrag has the scoop on the cut marks on Lindsey Lohan's wrist...

Mike Walker of the National Enquirer was on Howard Stern yesterday with the
story behind Lindsay Lohan's wrist wounds and continued coverage of that
area. Sources close to Lindsay have revealed that she was seen
"sawing at her wrist with a butter knife" while complaining about the miserable
state of her life to friends in a London hotel room, resulting in the cuts seen
in various photos. According to Mike Walker it was "a dull knife" and "not a
suicide attempt, but a cry for help". It turns out Linday's a
spitter and a slitter. Link

The Defamer has a story on Wesley Snipes tax evasion arrest...

We know that you want us to tell you that fugitive from tax-code-justice Wesley
Snipes' arrest for the fraud charges filed against him back in
October involved some kind of dramatic stand-off at the Orlando airport,
with Snipes finally being dragged off the private jet that returned him to the
States from Namibia after ten frantic hours of repelling wave after wave of IRS
goons while armed only with eating utensils found in the plane's galley.
Unfortunately, Snipes quietly turned himself in, made a brief court appearance
in Ocala, Florida (sorry, he didn't wrestle a weapon from a momentarily
distracted bailiff, admonish his captors for "not betting on black" then
escaping in a stolen police car) and plans to immediately return to the African
set of the low-budget zombie flick he's shooting while waiting for Hollywood to
come to its senses and restore him to his mid-1990s stardom. Reality, as it so
often is, is far less action-packed than the high-paying, shitty movies that got
Snipes into this trouble in the first place. Link

Egotastic has some gossip on Paris Hilton's supposed engagment...

"Are Paris Hilton and Stavros Niarchos engaged, or is the attention-starved
heirhead pulling another sad publicity ploy?" That's the question asked by Page Six, and I'm going to say it's a publicity stunt, all the way. In fact, her "diamond" ring looks like the kind you'd find in those "claw" game machines. Link

Radar has a great article on the best Hollywood Catfights of 2006...

Mrawr! If you're like us and love a good catfight but have inexplicably been
banned from the local women's prison, don't despair. This last year has been a
festival of womanly throw-downs. While much of the girl-on-girl drama is no
doubt fueled by jealousy, insecurity, shame, self-loathing, and green
apple-tinis, it's probably fair to say that some of these ladies are just
straight-up sober, pissed-off bee-atches. Ladies, to your corners. At the sound
of the bell, let the hair pulling, eye gouging, and toe stomping begin. Link

Hollywoodtuna got some dirt on Jessica Simpson's performance...

Jessica Simpson’s mother gave Jess a verbal smackdown after her
“embarrassing” rendition of “9 to 5″ in front of Dolly Parton and President
Bush at the Kennedy Center Honors last weekend, telling her that she should
get out of the business if she doesn’t want to put in the work. Sources tell
TMZ that Tina Simpson was furious with Jess after she flubbed lyrics, stood
statue-still on stage while trying to hold her dress up, and then awkwardly
hurried off with a few mumbled words to Parton. Tina told her daughter that
the performance was “embarrassing” and “unprofessional”.

I think Jessica Simpson's mom should ease up a bit. I mean, it’s not
like anyone pays attention to Jessica and her musical “talents”. The only
reason she’s there is to stand up on stage, look pretty and show off her
rack for TV ratings. That’s it. Plain and simple. You know it, I know it and
Papa Joe knows it too. If anything Jess’s mom should be upset that she
managed to keep her dress from falling because let’s be honest that would have been the ultimate tribute to Dolly Parton. Link

That's about it for now, stay tuned for more crazy and whacky happenings from the town we call Hollyweird.


Wednesday, December 6, 2006

Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn Calling It Quits

"Another one down, another one down, another one bites the dust" as the song goes. Another Hollyweird celeb breakup to talk about. This time it's Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn calling it quitzo.

People magazine is reporting today that after more than a year together, the two are going their separate ways.

It was just back in October that Jennifer Anniston told Oprah that her and Vince Vaughn haven't split. I think that was also the same interview where she told Oprah that she hadn't had breast implants. Maybe some of you readers with better memories than mine can clear that up.

Vaughn told PEOPLE magazine back in June that; "She's awesome," "She has just a wonderful warmth and likeability about her." Yeah Vince, we know all about her likeability.

Have you ever noticed most celebs say that about each other? "Oh she's a warm, loving and caring person" or "He's such a nice and generous person"

Why don't they come out and say what they really think of other celebs? Could you imagine what a field day the tabloids would have? "She's a snotty and good for nothin' beeaatch!" or "He's such a d**k wad, I mean I've seen rocks smarter than him." Now that would be news!

You know they're saying it behind each others backs, why not let the rest of the world hear ya?


Sunday, December 3, 2006

Spears & KFeds Exes Speak Out on TV Talk Show

In the on again off again wacky world that is Britney Spears, there's a new twist to the Britney Spears - K Fed divorce.

Both of their exes (Jason Alexander and Shar Jackson) have spoken to the media briefly about the pending divorce battle, but now they've sat down with TV talk-show host Dr. Keith Ablow to comment further.

And what is weirder is that both Alexander and Jackson have been linked romantically earlier this year.

This supports my theory that Hollyweird is used by celebs to play musical chairs with each others spouses. Why don't they just pick numbers and throw them in a hat or have a lottery type draw so they can see who's going to be humping who next week?

Other Britney Spears News

Yahoo News is reporting that Britney Spears may be Paris Hilton's Lesbian lover.

Wow, does this weird crap ever end? The hotel heiress had raised eyebrows when pictures of her and Venezuelan MTV star Eglantina Zing surfaced with the two in a lesbian clinch during a modelling shoot.

Now an inside source says that Paris can not keep her hands off of Britney Spears.

Perhaps this is why Britney can't keep her underwear on?