Thursday, November 30, 2006

Danny Devito Hammered On "The View" has an article about Danny Devito being hammered on the set of "The View." They also have a video of the episode which I'm sure you'll find amusing.

Once again, these Hollyweird types are providing me more stories than I can keep up with!

Danny told the girls on "The View" that him and George Clooney had been out the night before doing a little guy bonding. Apparently Danny can't hold his liquor and didn't get any sleep before showing up for the taping of "The View."

He also went on to recount a story about how his wife, Rhea Perlman, and him had "broke in" the Lincoln Bedroom when staying overnite at the invitation of President Clinton. (Oh Gosh, someone burn my eyes out with a white hot poker to get that image out of my head...please!)

I'm sure Clinton will be adding this story to his long list of Memoirs as President.

Devito also went on to do a Three Stooges routine about President Bush.

At least one member of "The View" didn't find anything amusing with him showing up stoned. It's reported that Barbara Walters glared at Danny while he was going through his drunken antics while Joy and Rosie busted a gut over it. That doesn't surprise anyone I'm sure. They need to get a crash course on how to help an alcoholic.

It's also reported that Danny's rep told that Devito wanted Barbara's personal phone number so he could tell her "what needs to be said".

Yeah right Danny boy!


Rosie O'Donnell Tells Britney Spears To Move In With Her

Gosh, will someone tell me who died and left Rosie O'Donnell in charge of the moral police?? Once again, she's opened her pie hole and stuck her nose in where it doesn't belong. Last week she piped off about Kelly Rippa telling Clay Aiken to keep his hands off her mouth because she "didn't know where those hands have been." O'Donnell spouted off that it sounded like a homo phobe remark to her.

On "The View" yesterday, she commented that Britney Spears should stop hanging around with Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan and move in with her, her "life partner" Kelli and her kids.

Oh hell yeah Rosie, that's a helluva normal and stable life!

Hey Rosie, Britney just got out of a relationship with a pushy, no good, no talent, attention seeking loser, I'm sure she doesn't want to get into another one so soon!

One of the last people on Earth who should be preaching to others about how they're living their life is Rosie O'Donnell. Taking life lessons from her is like taking abstenance advice from Paris Hilton.

What caused this verbal onslaught from Rosie? It was the latest pics of Britney going Comando and the popporitzi catching a couple peeks at her 'thang' as she was getting out of a car. It sounds like Rosie may be a little jealous!

Whether Britney Spears or anyone else wants to wear underwear is not any of Rosie O'Donnell's business.

I haven't checked the latest ratings for "The View", but apparently ratings are lower since Rosie has came aboard. Celeb's pull these kind of attention getting stunts when they need viewers.


Snoop Dogg Arrested On Gun and Drug Charges

Snoop Dogg is back in the light again, the light of law that is. The 35-year-old rapper was arrested near Los Angeles on Tuesday on weapons and narcotics charges after taping a performance at "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno." (that may have been the real reason he was arrested=)

In October, police arrested Snoop Dogg at Burbank Airport after they found a gun and marijuana in his car. (apparently he never received the memo about Airport security) He was booked and released on $35,000 bail pending a hearing on December 12. That should be an interesting hearing to say the least.

Earlier this month, he was in trouble again for trying to take a baton onto an airplane. (someone really needs to shoot him the memo on Airport security) He posted a $150,000 bail in that instance and was released.

Snoop Dogg's rap sheet includes past convictions for drug possession and an aquital on murder charges. Isn't it hard to believe a rapper would have such things in his past?

Shmizzle the dizzle if ya can't skizzle the mizzle while chillin' with the Lenoizzle.


Tuesday, November 28, 2006

Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock file for divorce

Well, another celeb divorce in Hollyweird, what a surprise, color me shocked!

It looks like Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock are calling it quits after only 4 months.

Okay, a show of hands of those of you who didn't see this one coming? Yeah, I thought about as much.

This was one of Hollyweirds most unusual off again/on again relationships. I mean how many times did this couple tie the knot? 3, 4 or 5? Okay, there was the one time in St. Tropaz, once in L.A. and Nashville Tennesse (what the hell was up with that?) That's all I can remember.

Now, the $64,000 question (in their case it might be $64 million) they have to get divorced in each of those places?

Pamela Anderson and Bob Ritchie...aka...Kid Rock can't even agree on the date the divorce papers were filed...Pamela Anderson says it was Nov. 21st, Kid Rock says it was Nov. 26th.

This is what puzzles me. Most of us can at least stay married for a few years, some for life. My question is; how screwed up are these peoples lives that the best they can do is 4 months or 4 years? (talking about celebs in general here)

This should be a wild one to watch.


Thursday, November 23, 2006

Kelly Ripa and Rosie O'Donnell butt heads

Well stop the presses, Rosie O'Donnell is upset with Kelly Ripa.

During a recent "Live with Regis and Kelly" episode, guest co-host Clay Aiken put his hand over the mouth of Kelly Ripa. When Clay saw that Kelly did not appreciate the jesture, he said "Oh no, I'm in trouble."

Ripa replied, "No, I just don't know where that hand's been, honey."

Enter Rosie O'Donnell. Somehow, in her own little way, Rosie felt that the statement was a homophobic statement. I don't know how she knew that it was a homophobic statment since she wasn't on the set. I think she must have done a Remote Long Distant Mind Meld with Kelly and that is how she know this. Otherwise, she'd just be spewing off her big mouth.

"Now listen, to me that was a homophobic remark. If that was a straight man, if that was a cute man, if that was a guy that she didn't question his sexuality, she would have said a different thing," Rosie O'Donnell said.

Again, does she really know Kelly Ripa this well or is she just spouting off? My guess is she's spouting off but that's just me 'cause I don't know how strong her Vulcan powers are.

I got to tell ya, I don't know how many times I've heard that phrase. My wife is fond of saying it to me and she'll be the first to tell you that I'm in no way, shape or form gay. I've even used that phrase myself, especially if someone is going to hand me food with their hands, I'll chime up and say, "Hey, use tongs, I don't know where your hands have been!"

Rosie has a history of saying things to bring attention to her. I don't watch The View, is the ratings really that bad that she has to draw attention to her and the show?

Or could it be that she is jealus of Kelly?

Clay is trying to remain quiet about this feud and his sexuality. However, thanks to Rosie, his sexuality is now out in the open for public discussion again. I bet he's really thanking Rosie about now!

Hey Rosie, here's an idea. If someone wants you to publicly defend them should they feel slighted, they'll call you....dig it? Otherwise, keep the trap shut!


Wednesday, November 22, 2006

Michael Richards "Kramer" lashes out at heckler

At the Laugh Factory in Hollywood the other night, Michael Richards, aka "Kramer" as many of you will know him from the hit sitcom "Seinfeld", lashed out at a heckler.

Apparently a group of people came in late, were noisy and disrupted the show. Richards continued his skit until one of them started heckling him.

It was then that things turned nasty as you can see here on the TMZ.Com video of the event.

Richards used the "N" word several time to describe the heckler.

While agree that Richards comments were a overboard, for the life of me I can not understand why there was nothing said about the hecklers?

As you can clearly hear from the video, the hecklers actually used racist remarks toward Richards. What I find amusing is that the hecklers immediately started saying "That's uncalled for, that's uncalled for" and then calling Richards a "F*****g Cracker Ass Mother F*****er" and a "F*****g White Boy."

It looks like the hecklers could dish it out but couldn't take it.

And now it looks like Jamie Foxx has threatened Richards with physical harm should they ever meet in person. Hmmmm.....all this over a racial slant toward a couple hecklers?

I'm not seeing the difference in between what Richards did and what Foxx and the two hecklers have done, yet Richards is the one catching all the heat? Why?

Richards has apologized to Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton....why? Were they in the audience also? I don't think soooo.

Here's advice for you would-be hecklers.

1. You're not special. You don't have the right to show up late to a show then start heckling. If you were half as good as the guy/girl you're heckling, then you'd be on stage.
2. Once again, you're not special. Just because you're not entertained, doesn't mean you have to ruin it for everyone else. What makes you think you can show up late to a show and disrupt it because you're not having fun? Maybe everyone else is? If you don't like the show, then leave.
3. If you heckle and the entertainer puts you in your place and makes you look like the fool you are, don't be a sissy about it. Take your lumps and sit there and shut up or leave. Remember, you started it!
4. Don't be surprised if the crowd beats the crap out of you. You're the same type of person who shows up late to a moving, come in tripping all over people and spilling your drink on them, then plop down in the middle of the row and start talking!

It's been a few days since Richards has made the remarks and every thing has been pretty quiet on the news front about Richards. I suspect this is going to blow over pretty quickly.


Thursday, November 16, 2006

OJ to pen book "If I Did It"

OJ Simpson has a new book coming out title "If I Did It."

OJ also did an interview on Fox news with publisher Judith Regan. The two part interview is titled "O.J. Simpson: If I Did It, Here's How It Happened."

Hey, OJ, we know how it happened and most of us believe you did it!!!

I guess OJ must be needing some dough. It must be tough to live off of a $25,000 per month pension.

It seems to me this is a confession type of interview and book. What has it been now, over 10 years?

What's next? A Childrens TV show?


Wednesday, November 15, 2006

K-Fed To Sell Britney Spears Sex Tape for 50 Million

Seems K-Fed is in negotiations to sell a Tony Harding type sex tape of him and Britney Spears on their Honeymoon for 50 million.

Britney Spears is reported to be fearing the release of this tape. Gee, do you think Britney? Althought I'm not sure how much it could "hurt" her. Maybe embarrass her but hurt her? Britney, darling, I'd say you've pretty much "hurt" yourself way more than any honeymoon sex tape could hurt you. What? You afraid of what people might say?

Of course, if it's a "short" tape, it could be K-Fed who is embarassed!

By browsing the forums, I see some people who feel sorry for Britney Spears while others feel sorry for K-Fed. I wondered what was going through her mind when she "stole" K-Fed away from his pregnant girlfriend. Perhaps Britney Spears is experiencing karma?

One thing is for sure, if K-Fed sells the sex tape for 50 million, then Britney Spears will sue K-Fed and receive 50% of the proceeds. Better ask for 100 million K-Fed if you want to Net 50 million!


Sunday, November 12, 2006

Daniel Baldwin Arrested on Suspicion of Grand Theft Auto

According to the news reports, Daniel Baldwin stole a friends SUV.

Geez, Danny, have you seen gas prices lately? A SUV? Didn't one of your buddies have a Hybrid?

By taking a look at his mug shot, it looks like Daniel's had a rough few days.

This isn't the first time Daniel Baldwin has been in trouble. Back in June he drove a rental car more than 80 mph through LA traffic. I sure as hell hope he opted for the insurance when he rented that car because he later crashed it into two other vehicles.

I thought Daniel was suppose to be the good Baldwin brother?

Wonder if the Game Programmers over at Grand Theft Auto will be putting him in the next release of the game?


K-Fed and Britney Spears Split - OMG!

Wow, I didn't see this one coming! It took my totally by surprise. I thought these two happening youngsters were the match of the century! (previous sentence is dripping with sarcasm in case you couldn't tell)

Seem Britney Spears text messaged K Fed that she wanted a divorce. How original! How did that thought happen? Was she just sitting there one minute and the thought just hit her?

"Um...damn, I think I want a divorce, guess I'll text K Fed"

You know what is more funny? Federline wants support and child custody! Now I'd like to be a fly on the wall of that hearing!

Oh, I'm sure this subject will have many more post!


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